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After reviewing the full House Committee on Hitler’s Sex Life’s totally badass DVD, I have determined potential validity to longstanding pundit claims of brinkmanship, lycanthropy, and being conceived on a pool table to “The Monster Mash” at my predecessor’s Easter-themed campaign fundraiser. May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.